Jason Bateman credited as playing...
- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: [reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth] What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?
- Roger: Come on, don't be gay in God's house! Gimme a good slap!
- Peter: Here's to fifty years with the same woman.
- Roger: Dude, that's just depressing. She'll have saggy tits by then. She could tie 'em around her waist by then and use 'em as a belt... Or just tuck 'em in her socks.