A.J. Cook credited as playing...
Diana Collins
- Diana Collins: [opened the box and freed the fire opal] I pressed it, and open sesame. Well, I mean I'm sure you would've figured that out in seconds.
- Professor Joel Barash: No, no. Don't... don't minimize your accomplishments, Diana. You, you're my best student, and-and this, this is... this is a remarkable discovery.
- Diana Collins: Thank you.
- Professor Joel Barash: Well, you know what? I think... I think this is a case for celebration. Have you had dinner?
- Diana Collins: Actually, no, but...
- Professor Joel Barash: Excellent! I'll pop open a vintage chardonnay and we can decipher these inscriptions. And... and maybe you can tell me a little about yourself. Beyond academia, of course, like... We spend so much time together, and the truth is, I hardly know you, Diana.
- Diana Collins: I'm sorry, professor, I...
- Professor Joel Barash: Oh, no.
- Diana Collins: I have plans. I'm really sorry.
- Professor Joel Barash: Oh, I see... No.
- Diana Collins: Um, you know, if I could change them, I... In any case, I don't think my boyfriend would understand.
- Professor Joel Barash: I don't appreciate your insinuation, Diana.
- Diana Collins: Oh, no, I didn't mean it like... I mean, um... Good night, professor.
- Diana Collins: I wish to invoke the spirit of the angel Michael to help me stop you.
- Professor Joel Barash: Clever girl.