Perry Benson credited as playing...
Immigration Officer
- [Tanya and Artyom have just arrived at Heathrow International Airport]
- Immigration Officer: How long do you intend to stay in the U.K.?
- Tanya: I don't know, yet.
- Immigration Officer: How much money do you have?
- Tanya: [To Artyom] Skol'ko u nas deneg tochno? (Exactly how much money do we have?)
- Artyom: [To Immigration Officer] Uhh... eighty-five dollars.
- Immigration Officer: Not very much, is it?
- Tanya: Yes.
- [Tanya's English fiancé, Mark Wallow, has failed to meet her and Artyom at Heathrow]
- Tanya: I'm sorry... just for... few... wo-words. I need political as-asylum.
- Immigration Officer: Political asylum?
- Tanya: Yes. Because... because my life is very dangerous in Moscow.
- Artyom: [Watching through a glass partition] Okhuyela chto li? (Has she fucking lost it?)