Matt Ross credited as playing...
Emery Waterman
- Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, this is some place, huh? Is it haunted?
- Emery: Yeah. By the ghosts of delivery men who asked too many stupid questions and never escaped.
- Emery: Where are Nick and Cathy, they should've been back by now. Why'd she have to go off on her own, anyway? That was extremely stupid!
- Emery: Oh, no. I don't think so. No, no, no, you wouldn't wanna hear it from me. Every time I open my mouth something wickedy-wickedy-wicked comes out!
- Emery: [Running out of the house] First thing I want is a morphine milkshake!
- Mrs. Kay Waterman: [Unseen] Emery?
- Emery: Second thing I wanted...
- Mrs. Kay Waterman: [Comes out of a mirror as a ghost now] Come here, Emery! I wanna see if you've been cleaning your nails! I wanna look behind your ears. I wanna look at your teeth. And what about down there? Come to Mommy Emmy! Come to Momma! Have you been doing that nasty thing again? I hear you in your room at night. Mommy hears everything!
- Emery: [to Cathy] Help me, for God's sake! Help me!
- Cathy: Emery, for once in your miserable life fight her!
- Emery: Not there, not there, not there!
- Mrs. Kay Waterman: [pulling him back into the mirror] Come to Momma, Emmy. Emers, no! I'll always be there for you. After all I'm your mother!
- [Disappears into the mirror]
- Emery: Not there!
- [Steve pulls Emery out]