Tom Cruise credited as playing...
David Aames
- David: My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...
- David: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money.
- [David receives his facial prosthetic]
- Dr. Pomeranz: It's a helpful unit.
- David: Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about
- [shouts]
- David: a fucking mask!
- Dr. Pomeranz: It's only a mask... if you treat it that way.
- David: Oh, no. It's great. This completely takes care of Hallowe'en. But what about the other 364 days of the year?
- Dr. Curtis McCabe: You do understand that our time is limited, don't you?
- David: If I talk... you'll just think I'm crazy.
- Dr. Curtis McCabe: With all the possible respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, David, believe me, you've crossed that bridge.
- David: [has taken the mask off and is ordering drinks from a large barman at the club] Give me a Budweiser and a shot of tequila
- Barman: [avoiding eye contact with David] What kind of tequila?
- David: [trying to make eye contact] What did you say to me?
- Barman: [Still avoiding looking at David] I said, what kind of tequila?
- David: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?
- Barman: [finally makes eye contact]
- David: Patron, if you have it
- David: [later] Another shot, another Bud
- Barman: [pouring shot] This one's on the house
- David: Why?
- Barman: It just is
- [locks eyes with Daivd]
- Barman: bitch.
- Dr. Curtis McCabe: And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her?
- David: Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer.
- David: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that!
- Dr. Curtis McCabe: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about dreams.
- Thomas Tipp: But I say this with complete love. Claim your life. Learn to be an asshole. Don't...
- David: Two's enough.
- Thomas Tipp: Forgive me. But I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you.