Penélope Cruz credited as playing...
- Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
- [last lines to Sofia]
- David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
- Sofía: I'll find you again.
- David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.
- Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.
- David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you.
- Sofía: It's a problem.
- David: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.
- Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
- David: I like your life.
- Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!
- Sofía: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant.
- David: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist!
- Sofía: But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?
- Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
- David: Citizen Dildo.
- Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.
- [Sofía is taking David's mask off]
- David: How bad is it?
- Sofía: ...Well... your ears are in the right place... And the rest of it... is not bad at all. It's perfect!
- Sofía: [Sarcastically, as she looks at a glass case in David's apartment] So, this is what's become of rock-and-roll - a smashed guitar behind a glass case displayed on some rich guy's wall!
- [first lines]
- Sofía: [in Spanish] Open your eyes.
- Sofía: [in English] Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open you...
- [David wakes up and pushes the snooze button on his alarm]
- David: And to whom do I owe this pleasure?
- Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
- David: See, I've got this little problem. I've got a stalker.
- Sofía: It doesn't sound life threatening.
- David: But I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.
- [Both laugh]
- David: I know it's tough.
- Sofía: I'll improvise.
- Sofía: Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.
- Sofía: [Holding a CD in each hand] Do you want to listen to Jeff Buckley or Vikki Carr?
- David: Jeff Buckley or Vikki Carr. Both simultaneously.
- David: No. Tell me now.
- Sofía: I'll tell you later.
- David: If something's wrong please tell me now.
- Sofía: [Watching a news article on Cryonics. A dog has survived freezing in a lake] See? It's all right. It worked for Benny!
- Sofía: I don't have a Mother Saviour bone in my body. You are coming inside. But remember I have the power to fall out of Love with you, just like that.
- [finger snap]
- Sofía: Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.