Scott McNeil credited as playing...
- Duo: If you leave him alone Quatre always takes the blame himself for everything. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying that his lack of effort is the reason there is no air in outer space.
- Heero: [typing] Hmm.
- Duo: Even on Christmas someone gets stuck working.
- Heero: Relena's been kidnapped.
- Duo: Anything at all for the one you love.
- Duo Maxwell: If you're joking that's just cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse.
- Duo: Man, this time, try to use your head.
- Heero: Same with you.
- Duo: [taken aback] Huh?