Larry Joels credited as playing...
Clerk
- [first lines]
- Clerk: Can I help you?
- Thomas: [nervous] Uh... I want to take a steam bath and uh...
- Clerk: That will be $3.50.
- Thomas: Three-fifty? I thought it was only two.
- Clerk: This is Friday, the weekend. It's always three-fifty on the weekends.
- [Thomas pays the Clerk]
- Clerk: Here's your key. Hey, you forgot your towel, robe and slippers.
- Thomas: Oh... thanks. Say, is there a place around here where I can get a cup of coffee to take with me?
- Clerk: Yeah, right over there on the right. But you can't take any food or drinks up to your room.
- Thomas: Oh... well, thanks anyway.
- Clerk: You got any valuables you want to check in? Anything over five bucks?
- Thomas: Why is that?
- Clerk: If you can't trust your own mother these days, how are you going to trust a "recent acquaintance"?
- Thomas: Oh, I see what you mean. I guess I'll leave my ring and my wallet.