Allison Mack credited as playing...
Nicola 'Nik' Faulkner
- Belinda Faulkner: You know, I've never thought that a woman's looks were more important than her brains or her heart. I thought I'd tried to teach you that.
- Nik Faulkner: You have, it's... it's just easy for you to think that way because you're so beautiful.
- Belinda Faulkner: Oh honey, don't you know how beautiful you are?
- Babyface Hamilton: Divorce is not a bad word anymore, Nicky. You might even see more of your parents than you do already, like at the therapists!
- Nik Faulkner: Therapist? I just got rid of my orthodontist!
- Nik Faulkner: I'm sacrificing my pride for the greater good of the family. When my mother sees this, she'll thank me. I'm being a bigger person by forgiving her first.
- Mouse Donovan: Wow. That's weird.
- Zack Bomback: The cool thing is that I've got fifteen new relatives, so this Christmas is gonna be fantastic. I'm very greedy.
- Nik Faulkner: Me too!
- Zack Bomback: We didn't have much in common. I mean, she doesn't like horror movies. How can you not like horror movies?
- Nik Faulkner: Maybe she's a communist.
- [Nick is opening a birthday gift from her best friends]
- Nik Faulkner: Oh, you guys, it's so ugly! I love it.
- Mouse Donovan: Ugly is really 'in' right now.
- Nik Faulkner: My parents are going to get a divorce and split up the twins like in that stupid Disney movie!