Brendan Sexton III credited as playing...
- Jeff: How's Aunt Wendy doin'?
- Gordon: [with tears in his eyes despite his smile] ... She's... she's tired. Kids tire you out sometimes, you know?
- Jeff: What's your point?
- Henry: Just have an exit plan, dude. You stick with this job too long, it'll mess you up, man. It gets inside of you - the stress.
- Phil: We'll take the tunnels. They're safer.
- Jeff: "Safer"?
- Jeff: Hello...? You're in deep trouble, you know that?
- Henry: [Slowly and drawn-out] What are you... doing in here?
- Jeff: [looking confused] Me? Everyone thinks you're in Miami in that Casino School! My Uncle Gordo and Phil want your head!... Did you score on a scratch?
- Henry: ...What are you... doing in here?
- [Henry is wearing sunglasses and as he reaches up towards the window, his fingers leave a streak of old blood on the glass]
- Jeff: [Jeff's eyes go wide and he looks terrified] ... I... I forgot something, I'll be back!
- [He takes off down the stairs to find his co-workers]
- Phil: [the sound of someone running around in circles upstairs is heard echoing through the stairwell of the asylum] ... What the hell is that?
- Jeff: [horrified] It's HANK!
- Jeff: [on the verge of tears] When I saw Hank, I... I think he had BLOOD on his hands...
- Phil: [looking slightly concerned] ... Stay here.
- Jeff: What's up with Phil and Hank?
- Mike: What's up with Phil and Hank?
- [pause]
- Mike: Hank stole Phil's girlfriend! It's a nightmare! You don't wanna get involved! You especially don't want to get on Phil's bad side, he'll give you all the grunt work.
- Mike: I need you to go downstairs and check the breaker box.
- Jeff: ...I can't do that.
- Mike: Why?
- Jeff: I got nyctophobia.
- Mike: What?
- Jeff: Fear of the dark.
- Mike: [incredulous] Okay...
- [pause]
- Mike: I'll go check the breaker box. You... just try not to break anything, okay Mullet-head?
- Jeff: [the power generator fails and Jeff is left in the darkness of the tunnels, so he starts to run] oh... oh NO... BWAAAAHHHH! AHHH! NO! NO! Oh no!
- Henry: [motioning to Jeff's blaring stereo] Mikey didn't tell you about these?
- Jeff: What?
- Henry: Rule one: Music creates sonic vibrations. Vibrations jiggle spooj dust into the air. It gets into the air, it gets into your lungs. This music you plannin' on listening to?
- Jeff: Yeah...
- Henry: Yeah, you tryin' to kill us all? Either turn it off or put on something else. Like Yanni, or John Tesh or something.
- [leaves]
- Jeff: Who's Yanni?
- Phil: I want everyone to thank uncle Gordon here for ordering lunch.
- Jeff: Thanks, Uncle Gordon!
- Phil: Why would Hank be here?
- Jeff: [panicked] Ask him yourself!
- Jeff: I swear he was up here! Why would I make this up?
- Jeff: [out of breath] It's Jeff, I'm... I'm by the van.
- [stops and eats a few of Gordon's Oreo cookies until he sees a stranger walking towards him]
- Jeff: Sorry man, I was freaking out, the lights went out... I got these outta the van, is that okay...?
- [screen automatically goes black]
