Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenneth 'Kenny' McCormick • Gerald Broflovski • Others
- Mr. Garrison: Okay Kyle, why don't you take the prod.
- [hands the prod to Kyle]
- Kyle: Sweet!
- Mr. Garrison: Okay Eric, whenever you're ready
- [starts playing a piano]
- Eric Cartman: [singing] and, O holy night
- [Kyle shocks him]
- Eric Cartman: Ow! What was that for? I didn't screw up.
- [Kyle laughs]
- Eric Cartman: What?
- Mr. Garrison: No, Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.
- Kyle: Sorry, Mr. Garrison.
- Kyle: [singing] Instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher latkes/Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh/ And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, someone tell me please. I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew. On Christmas.