Corey Feldman: Max

The Scarecrow

Max

Max: Listen to me! There's no such thing as a *girl* broom. Except for you, thank heaven, brooms are just brooms. They sweep, they pull down cobwebs, they poke something that may or may not be dead, but not one of them talks and they certainly don't fall in love!

Max: Are you in their Scarecrow
Scarecrow: I've got skin,honest to goodness human skin,and it hurts Max it really hurts. Go on hit me.

Scarecrow: His got the feather Max,and he looks like me,no not me Scarecrow me Feathertop go. On Grimsam
Max: Scarecrow

Scarecrow: Haha I talked to her
Max: You've crossed the line that's what you did
Scarecrow: And tonight I'm gonna dance with her, hey I might get the chance to kiss her.
Max: What planet are you from Venus
Scarecrow: No Max,Venus isn't even close
Max: Well it's about time you come down to earth.

Scarecrow: Bristles you make sure the feather stays it. And before we know it,we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan
Max: Definitely not
Scarecrow: Are we in this together
Max: No
Scarecrow: Good now let's go find some cash
Max: Why is a mouse the only one for reasoning.

Scarecrow: Maybe I can get a job in town, No you can change the way I look you know a bit of makeup
Max: What am I Max Factor
Scarecrow: Ugh I wish I was human
Miss Bee Bee: Hiya Scarecrow
Scarecrow: Miss Beebee. Come on Miss Beebee come on come on
Scarecrow: What Am I Suppose to do with this
Max: Hit 911
Miss Bee Bee: If you want eternal youth press one now
Scarecrow: What
Miss Bee Bee: If its for free will press 2 now
Scarecrow: I need to look like a human
Miss Bee Bee: If you wish was to become human now press 3. Good,now first we need to have a chat. You see you won't really be real. Your only an illusion
Scarecrow: What do I have to do
Miss Bee Bee: All you have to do is simply but the feather in your hat now listen
Miss Bee Bee: Later Now look real life will only be yours when your willing to give your life to another. That's all im gonna tell you. Goodbye Scarecrow and good luck

Scarecrow: Isn't this great now I can go up to her and say hello Polly I'm master Feathertop. It's ok all I have to do is... yikes alright I'm illusion alright. All i have to do is avoid mirrors. Bristles you make sure that the feather stays in,Max you make sure to keep Cheswick out,and before you know it we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan
Max: Definitely not
Scarecrow: Are we in this together
Max: No
Scarecrow: Good now let's go get some cash.

Wooden: Count Grisham is hosting a dancing contest tomorrow night and all of you is invited. The winner will receive 52 pieces of silver. There is one rule however. Couples only
Polly: This is perfect all I have to do is find a partner
Max: Scarecrow you do not ask Polly to be your partner.
Polly: You want me to be your partner
Max: I give up
Polly: That's hmm there is one thing.

Max: Scarecrow,scarecrow. Why.did you not listen to me scarecrow Oh scarecrow poor thing,I try and make you nice... .sighs it just comes to this.

Scarecrow: Sitting here all alone,cause i'm nothing but straw. I've got the blues yes i've got the blues
Max: What am I supermouse without his cape

Scarecrow: No way this is so cool
Max: My house is talking like a human. I'm talking like a human.
Miss Bee Bee: Hi
Scarecrow: Haha thank you so much. Oh I wanna do something for you oh I know I know
Scarecrow: Ahhhhhh hahaha ahhhhh

Max: Yeah and I go where the alley cats go by having a sign saying eat me,but they would know that cause I'm stinking.