Chene Lawson credited as playing...
Tanya
- Tanya: Women are just superior to men.
- Sam: Like how?
- Tanya: Like you can't have babies.
- Sam: Like you can't open jars of peanut butter.
- Tanya: Women mature faster than men.
- Sam: Men are faster getting out of the bathroom in the morning.
- Tanya: All serial killers are men.
- Sam: Almost all cereal box mascots are men.
- Tanya: Women can have multiple orgasms.
- Sam: *We* don't have to fake them.
- Tanya: Women live longer than men.
- Sam: It's the only way we can get away from you.
- Tanya: You can't take anything seriously.
- Sam: You can't take a joke.
- Tanya: I don't need a man for a thing.
- Sam: You just set your beeper on vibrate.