Amanda Bynes credited as playing...
Kaylee
- Monty Kirkham: Good Morning. Marty Wolf Pictures. This is Monty.
- Kaylee: Monty! Charisma from Marcus Duncan's office. I'm temping for a second assistant. I am so psyched your there, cookie. So I was watching "Charmed" on the WB last night and just as Alyssa Milano was about to put a spell on her cute demon boyfriend I had the biggest panic attack that I forgot to give you Duncan's new address!
- Monty Kirkham: Really, I didn't know he moved. That was quick.
- Kaylee: Oh Yeah, in a big way! He bought like THE sickest pad in the 90210. I'm talking mondo bucks! Hahaha! Anywho, tell Mr. Wolf Duncan lives at 867 North Maple Drive. Hahaha!
- Monty Kirkham: Thanks, got it.
- Kaylee: I wanna see a broken man people. I mean broken as in 'I hit a baseball through the window' broken. I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is! I want him to cry for his mommy! Wah!, Wah! mommy, mommy, mommy! Do you read me 'cause I don't think you read me?
- Kaylee: What's with the Cokes?
- Jason Sheperd: The machine! It's rigged! They're free! Haha, they're free!
- Kaylee: [trying to explain The Catcher in the Rye to Bret] He's not literally a catcher eating rye bread, it's more of a metaphor for a state of adolescent angst.
- Preview Narrator: In a time... when a little lie... can grow bigger... and bigger, one man will pay the price. Next summer, people everywhere... will stop and stare. Marty Wolf Pictures presents... Kenny Trooper, the Big Fat Liar.
- Kaylee: What do you think? Wanna see it?
- Jason Sheperd: See it? I think I wrote it.
- Astrid Barker: [finds Kaylee at her desk] Uh, hi.
- Kaylee: Hi, Astrid. Adam Sandler called to set up a lunch. I sent some flowers to Meg Ryan 'cause she sounded like she had a little cold. Oh, and I scheduled a deep massage for you at 3:00. You look like you could use a little you time.
- [Kaylee boops Astrid's nose and leaves]
- Kaylee: 'Kay.
- Astrid Barker: [stares after Kaylee] Thank you, kind stranger.