Angus T. Jones credited as playing...
Hunter Morris
- Joel De La Garza: Now, wait a minute... we start winning, you try out again.
- Jimmy: [sighs] Last time I checked, scouts aren't looking for high school science teachers.
- Joe David West: Well, not many science teachers throw like you.
- Jimmy: It's gonna take a heckuva lot more than a couple of wins to get me to make a fool of myself.
- Joel De La Garza: Alright, what if we win district, huh? What if we win district and go to the state playoffs? Then?
- Jimmy: You serious?
- Joel De La Garza: Yeah, absolutely.
- Jimmy: You're serious?
- Joe David West: Yeah.
- Joaquin 'Wack' Campos: Yeah!
- Jimmy: And all I have to do is find some kind of tryout somewhere?
- Joaquin 'Wack' Campos: That's it, man!
- Jimmy: [clears throat] Alright... IF we win district!
- [Team cheers and leaves for locker room]
- Hunter: I don't get to tell Mom about this, do I?
- Joel De La Garza: [while him and Jimmy play catch] Hey coach, back when you were really pitching, how fast were you throwing it?
- Jimmy: I don't know. 85, 86?
- Joel De La Garza: That's not too bad.
- Jimmy: It is when the other guy's throwing 90.
- Joel De La Garza: Coach, let's see you bring one.
- Jimmy: Can't. Promised too many doctors.
- Joel De La Garza: Come on, coach, one isn't going to kill you. Come on, feed me!
- Hunter: Yeah, dad, bring the heat!
- Joel De La Garza: [Jim gets himself ready while Joel waits in the catcher's position] Feed me, coach.
- [Jim pauses, then winds up and throws his fastball, which audibly whisses by and hits hard into Joel's glove, much to the shock of him and Hunter]
- Hunter: Woah!
- Joel De La Garza: Coach, where did that come from?
- Jimmy: [Smiles] Forgot how good that sounded.