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Jason Lee and Tom Green in Stealing Harvard (2002)

Dennis Farina: Mr. Warner

Stealing Harvard

Dennis Farina credited as playing...

Mr. Warner

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  • Mr. Warner: Have you slept with my daughter?
  • John: Mr. Warner, I have never slept with Elaine.
  • Mr. Warner: Good! Godammit, that's good! Because if you had, John, I was gonna kick your balls up into your head and let them rattle around in your skull like dice in a Yahtzee cup. Have a good one!
  • Mr. Warner: I'm gonna give you a few seconds of immunity here. Now, if you have slept with her, you tell me here, you tell me now, and we'll let it go... have you slept with my daughter?
  • John: Mr. Warner... I have never slept with Elaine
  • Mr. Warner: Good! Goddammit that's good! Because if you had John, I was gonna kick your balls up into your head and let 'em rattle around in your skull like dice in a Yahtzi cup. Have a good one!
  • Mr. Warner: This guy is a lump.

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