Whoopi Goldberg credited as playing...
Self - Host & Presenter
- Whoopi Goldberg: I am the African Queen, some of you may know me as the virgin queen, but I can't imagine who.
- Whoopi Goldberg: You'll notice I always enter from stage left, that's because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
- Whoopi Goldberg: Let's just leave it to Beaver, but I didn't say who's... You know, I might not be doing this show again, so let's just go right to the edge and go over. Whaddya say?