Cary Elwes credited as playing...
Thomas Ince
- Thomas Ince: Anyhow, failure is a character builder, right Charlie?
- Charlie Chaplin: I don't know, Tom. You tell me.
- Thomas Ince: Can I be frank with you?
- W. R. Hearst: You can be whoever you like.
- [laughs at his own joke]
- Thomas Ince: You're a civilized man.
- W. R. Hearst: Oh, and why does that surprise you, Tom?
- Thomas Ince: Because you have the power to act uncivilized.
- W. R. Hearst: You ever eaten a seagull, Tom?
- Thomas Ince: No...
- W. R. Hearst: God, they taste awful. Just like eating a crow.