Eddie Izzard credited as playing...
Charlie Chaplin
- Thomas Ince: Anyhow, failure is a character builder, right Charlie?
- Charlie Chaplin: I don't know, Tom. You tell me.
- Charlie Chaplin: Did you really believe I would stay away?
- Marion Davies: No, but you should really believe I didn't want you here.
- Charlie Chaplin: If you were starving and you had no food, would you eat your shoe?
- Marion Davies: What?
- Charlie Chaplin: Your shoe. Would you eat it?
- Marion Davies: Um, of course I would.
- Charlie Chaplin: You would?
- Marion Davies: I'd have to boil it first.
- Charlie Chaplin: *That's* funny.