Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Burke Bennett
- Burke: It's all about the dough, Shel. Once you get the money, you get the power. Once you get the power, you can have Smoochy walk out there with a dildo strapped to his head if you want.
- Sheldon: [long pause] I don't think I've thought of that idea specifically, but I? I do see where you're going with this.
- Burke: If you rat on the Parade of Hope, you'll be lucky to find your toenails. These guys are the roughest of all the charities.
- Burke: [re-negotiating Sheldon's contract] Allow me to untangle this web of shit. I don't care if his last job was jugging apples for a hut full of pygmies on the outskirts of the congo! This man fits the bill, and you need him! And that's why the rhino's going to get exactly what he deserves.