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Death to Smoochy (2002)

Bruce McFee: Roy

Death to Smoochy

Bruce McFee credited as playing...

Roy

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  • Tommy: [Breaks open the door] Well, if it isn't Mr. Rainbow, how lovely to see you in the flesh... c'mere!
  • [Lifts Randolph up off the couch by his sweater and grabs him by the front of his neck]
  • Tommy: Now, you want to tell me about The Rhino?
  • Randolph: [strangulated] This is private property, you're fucking trespassing...
  • [Tommy throws him headfirst into the piano, with the ceramic pot falling off of it and breaking and he lands back first on the floor]
  • Tommy: Danny, go give Mr. Smiley a little back rub.
  • [Danny picks him up and holds him up by the back of his sweater]
  • Tommy: Start yakkin', friend!
  • Randolph: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm minding my own business here, you're violating my private sp...
  • [Danny throws him towards the opposite wall]
  • Randolph: AAAAAAACE!
  • [Hits the wall with his whole body and slides down, then Danny lifts him up over his head with both hands and smashes him through a table]
  • Randolph: All right, you spud sucking fucks! I'm suing your riverdance ass!
  • [with a mocking Irish Accent]
  • Randolph: I'm gonna send you all the way back hooome, huh?
  • Tommy: Roy, have you got the hammer?
  • Roy: Always got the hammer, Tommy.
  • [pulls out a chisel hammer]
  • Randolph: [Danny grabs holds him up by the collar] I did it! It was me! It was all me! Thank god we cleared up everything without further violence.
  • [brief pause, then cuts to Randolph's perspective as Danny punches him hard in the face and everything goes black]
  • Tommy: This I guarantee: That fuckin' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.
  • Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
  • Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.

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