Scott McNeil credited as playing...
Frank Spankenheimer
- Cousin Mel: In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction.
- Frank Spankenheimer: What affliction?
- Cousin Mel: The Santa-Claus-is-Real Syndrome. He shows all the signs. Making lists to Santa, checking them twice, good behavior, falling asleep before midnight. I figure he gets it from his grandmother.
- Frank Spankenheimer: Here it is: the last of Grandma's fruitcakes.
- Jake's Mother: Is it still good? Did she use preservatives?
- Frank Spankenheimer: Preservatives? It's a fruitcake.
- [bounces the fruitcake]