Matthew Lillard credited as playing...
Shaggy
- [Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements]
- Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.
- Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
- Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
- Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
- Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
- Shaggy: Thanks.
- Velma: I quit!
- Shaggy: NO!
- Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
- Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
- Velma: I'm outta here!
- Daphne: Good riddance.
- Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
- Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
- Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
- Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
- Scooby Doo: Raggy.
- Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
- Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
- [trapped in hot dogs]
- Scooby Doo: What do we do?
- Shaggy: Do what we do best Scoob, eat.
- [Scooby bites one]
- Scooby Doo: It's plastic.
- Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
- Scooby Doo: So do you.
- Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.
- Shaggy: Fred.
- Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?
- [to Scooby]
- Fred: And, uh... dog?
- Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.
- Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
- Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
- Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
- Shaggy: Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
- Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.
- Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...
- [door closes]
- Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
- Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
- Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!
- Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!
- Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
- Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
- Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
- Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
- Scooby Doo: Me too.
- Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
- Scooby Doo: Yeah.
- [laughs]