Kevin Nealon credited as playing...
Mayor
- Davey Stone: I carved our name upon that tree...
- Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me...
- Mayor: My darling wife was once a he...
- Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife: [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig] But that was long ago.
- Eleanore Duvall: Holy shit! Did the mall just say something?
- Davey Stone: No, it was me.
- Whitey Duvall: [crying] What do *you* want, Stone?
- Davey Stone: I came to apologise, Whitey.
- Whitey Duvall: There's nothing to apologise for, Stone, 'cause you were right. Nobody *does* care about me.
- Davey Stone: I don't think that's true. Do you, Mr. Mayor?
- [Mayor Dewey comes forward]
- Mayor Dewey: Whitey, tonight, for the first time in years, your partner, Davey Stone, actually did a good thing for this community.
- Eleanore Duvall: [sarcastically] What he do? Steal beer for everyone?
- Mayor Dewey: No, Eleanore. He opened my eyes to what a great man your brother is and how neglectful we've all been. That's why I'm here, Whitey. I'm here to fix a big mistake.