David Arquette credited as playing...
Chris McCormick
- Mike: Take these, you'll need them.
- Chris McCormick: Perfume?
- Mike: Well, spiders have a highly developed sense of smell. The perfume might confuse them.
- Harlan: Great, if we die, we die smelling nice.
- Chris McCormick: [on the phone] Operator, you don't understand... it's an invasion! They're here already! They're here!
- Harlan: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth!
- Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
- Harlan: No.
- Harlan: That's the one who busted up my trailer!
- Chris McCormick: Shh!
- Harlan: I bet you he's their leader!
- Chris McCormick: Harlan, get up here!
- Harlan: I'm afraid of heights.
- Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?