Kari Wuhrer credited as playing...
Sheriff Samantha Parker
- Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
- Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
- Mike: Mom, are you there?
- Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything okay?
- Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
- Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
- Ashley Parker: [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?
- Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he's waiting to come in.
- Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.