Taylor Negron credited as playing...
- Ralph: Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.
- Lucy: Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.
- Ralph: Let's do it the elf way. With chins held high.
- Benson: Of course we'll hold our chins up. We'll be treading water.
- Lucy: If you're not careful, I could fire you.
- Ralph: It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.
- Ralph: I think six guys in liederhosen would have stuck out at Hooter's.
- Ralph: I wish I hadn't seen Titanic.
- Lucy: Listen, I gotta get to a little dive on sunset, or all hell's gonna break loose. Robespierre?
- Ralph: My name is Ralph and we're not too tall for time.
- Ralph: I'm sorry to break up this love-fest, but we have 3 billion gifts to deliver by sunrise... so... speed. this. up.
- Ralph: I don't want to be a nudnik, but I don't think kids are gonna recognize Santa in the polycotton coat here.