Noel Fisher credited as playing...
Troy McGinty
- School Nurse: Now can you tell me what came between McGoogles and your fears? Is it something from your past or somebody?
- Dobbs: [shouting] Keeble!
- Principal Jindraike: Keeble.
- Troy McGinty: ...Keeble.
- [Troy and Dobbs are surrounded by nerds]
- Troy McGinty: [sarcastically] I'm so scared.
- Megan: You should be. We're taking back our school.
- Robe: Yeah. No more being pushed around. No more being stepped on. No more Mr. Not-Nice-Guy.
- Slav #1: Your reign of terror over the student body has come to an abrupt halt!
- [kids are surprised, until "slav" resumes fake accent]
- Slav #1: Yes, please.
- Dobbs: [to Max when they are about to bully him] You know how doctors say, "This isn't gonna hurt a bit"? Well, I'm not a doctor, and neither is McGinty here.
- Troy McGinty: He's right.
- [looks straight to Max closely]
- Troy McGinty: I'm not a doctor.
- Dobbs: [Shaking his hands like he's rapping] Yeeah!
- Troy McGinty: I pound on kids. That's what I do, that's what I do! You know what they call me up there?
- [the school nurse nods her head no]
- Troy McGinty: The MacGoogler.
- [Troy then sobs]
- School Nurse: Troy, easy. Now, I'd like to take you through a childhood regression process. It may bring up some unpleasant memories... but I think you'll find it helpful in the end. All righty?
- Troy McGinty: Mmm-hmm.
- School Nurse: [reveals Troy the MacGoogles doll] Now, give Mr. MacGoogles a hug.
- Troy McGinty: [acting frightened] Aah! Aah! He's gonna eat me!
- [then sobs again]
- School Nurse: We've got some work to do.