Josh Peck credited as playing...
Robe
- [last lines]
- Megan: He did it!
- Robe: All right, Max!
- Max: [narrating] Yep, I did it. The animal shelter was safe; the bullies were cooked, and Jindraike got fired for fiddling with the budget. As for me and my friends, well, we were just happy the first week of school was over, now we could chill for the rest of the year.
- [Max is riding his bike]
- Evil Ice Cream Man: [to Max] I'll get you, Paper Boy!
- Max: [narrating] Oh, man!
- [Troy and Dobbs are surrounded by nerds]
- Troy McGinty: [sarcastically] I'm so scared.
- Megan: You should be. We're taking back our school.
- Robe: Yeah. No more being pushed around. No more being stepped on. No more Mr. Not-Nice-Guy.
- Slav #1: Your reign of terror over the student body has come to an abrupt halt!
- [kids are surprised, until "slav" resumes fake accent]
- Slav #1: Yes, please.
- Entire Class: [after Troy shows who his latest victim will be] Freak with Robe?
- Robe: [From behind glass] Help! Help! Let me out! let me out!
- Max: [Lets Robe out of the barrier] Now, he's a little claustrophobic, so he might...
- [watches Robe throw up]
- Max: Hurl!
- Robe: What a waste of a perfectly good chili omelet...
- [continues throwing up]