Frank Oz credited as playing...
Bert • Grover • Cookie Monster
- [Grover has just accidentally spilled food he was serving again]
- Restaurant Customer: Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?
- Grover Monster: Where there is life, there is hope.
- Restaurant Customer: Just bring me a Numero Dos.
- Restaurant Customer: Wait, wait, just hold it. Just hold it right there. If you're gonna start dancing again, just put the tray DOWN so you don't spill it please!
- Grover Monster: Why, sir, what a spiffy idea. Uh... I'll put it down here beside the Tres and Quatro so it will not be too lonely.
- Restaurant Customer: Fine.
- Cookie Monster: Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies.
- Robert McNeill: What's the difference?
- Cookie Monster: Eat begin with an E and take... Begin with a T.
- Grover Monster: [singing] Granada! Granada Cadiz Sevilla, where butter is called mantequilla / You're treated so fine, when you come in to dine / I'm always delighted to see ya. Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!
- Grover Monster: Here you are, sir, the specialty of the house.
- Restaurant Customer: At last.
- Grover Monster: Numero Uno...
- [takes lid off tray to reveal the Number One surrounded by French fries]
- Grover Monster: The number one.
- Restaurant Customer: Oh no!
- Grover Monster: Bon appetito. That is Spanish for "enjoy"
- [customer falls over in his chair and faints]
- Cookie Monster: You okay?
- Grover Monster: I do not know.
- Cookie Monster: Stay there, we still on camera.
- Grover Monster: Hurry.
- Cookie Monster: Shh!
- Grover Monster: This is a nice rug.
- Cookie Monster: Me no recall.
- Robert McNeill: You don't recall?
- Cookie Monster: Me fuzzy on that one.
- Robert McNeill: You're a fuzzy period.
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, I object!
- Cookie Monster: Me too!
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, Mr. Cookie Monster here has come to answer all of your questions and we believe that asking questions is a very good way of finding out about something.
- Cookie Monster: Yes.
- Kermit the Frog: But we didn't come here to have you make fun of his fuzziness!
- Cookie Monster: Right.
- Robert McNeill: I know. I had no intention of making fun of his fuzziness.
- Kermit the Frog: Thank you.