Chris Moeller credited as playing...
Gus • Darph Bobo
- Chode: Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway?
- Darph Bobo: Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE!
- Six of One: Where do you know this guy from?
- Chode: Uh, hi. We spent some time together in prison.
- Gus: Oh let me guess, judging by his size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?
- Chode: Why don't you fight without using your faggot clown powers, son?
- Darph Bobo: Very well, "faggot clown powers" indeed!
- Gus: Who are you talking to?
- Chode: Uh, ship's recorder.
- Gus: Oh, it's broken.
- Chode: Then what the hell have you been fixing these past two days?
- Gus: The trans-digital freon convertor.
- Chode: And what's that for?
- Gus: It makes ice cubes.
- Chode: You mean to tell me that with all the crap that's broken on this ship you start with the fucking ice machine?
- Six of One: Hey, Mr. Clown, I know better ways for you to occupy your time.
- [begins stripping]
- Darph Bobo: Madam, clowns are well disciplined in sins of the...
- [Six turns around and her panties transform into a clown face with a noisemaker; he gasps]
- Six of One: I'm waiting!
- Darph Bobo: [lightsaber blade releases a burst of energy resembling ejaculation before going limp and flickering out; to Chode] Stay here. I'll kill you later