Tia Carrere credited as playing...
Nani
- Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
- [Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door]
- Nani: ...Love... and... nurturing...
- Nani: CIA?
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.
- Lilo: A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
- [Pushes Nani out of her room]
- Lilo: Can't you go any faster?
- Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
- [Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
- Lilo: No, it's not!
- Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!
- Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
- Nani: Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.
- Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
- Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
- Lilo: I'm adjusted.
- [Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
- Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
- [Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
- Lilo: and get disciplined?
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
- Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
- [Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
- Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
- Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...
- Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
- Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
- Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
- Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.
- Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...
- Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
- Nani: Yeah?
- Lilo: [on the verge of tears] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
- Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.
- Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
- [she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]
- Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
- Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
- Nani: And quieter!
- Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
- [Lilo slams her bedroom door]
- Nani: [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!
- Lilo: I'm already in my room!
- [Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Heard you lost your job.
- Nani: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
- [Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a book]
- Nani: Hey!
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: What is that?
- Lilo: That's my puppy.
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Really?
- [Adjusts neck]
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
- Nani: Perfectly.
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
- Lilo: Uh... yes?
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.
- [Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day.
- Lilo: [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?
- Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
- Lilo: Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
- [Nani stops]
- Lilo: "Ohana" means family. Family means...
- Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
- Lilo: Or...?
- Nani: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.
- [meeting the social worker after damaging his car]
- Nani: Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh...
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: The "stupidhead."
- Nani: Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that.
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?
- Nani: Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr...
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bubbles.
- Nani: Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange...
- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?
- Pleakley: [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.
- [They turn their backs on Nani]
- Nani: Where's Lilo?
- Jumba: Who?
- [Pleakley hits Jumba]
- Jumba: What?
- Nani: Lilo. My sister.
- Jumba: Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
- Nani: Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
- Jumba: [sighs] We know her.
- Nani: Bring... her... back.
- Pleakley: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
- Jumba: See, problem is, we're just here for him.
- Nani: So she's gone?
- Pleakley: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.
- Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable.
- [Lilo walks in with Stitch]
- Rescue Lady: Except that one!
- Nani: What is that thing?
- Rescue Lady: A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning!
- Nani: It was dead this morning?
- Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
- Nani: [talking on the phone] I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!