Chris Sanders: Stitch

Lilo & Stitch

Stitch

Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.

Grand Councilwoman: [the Grand Councilwoman is yelling at Jumba] YOU! You're the cause of all this! If it hadn't been for your Experiment 626, none of this...
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name, Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: [Dismissive] Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch...
[turns to look at Stitch, surprised]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes...
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you.
Grand Councilwoman: [to Nani and Lilo] Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Stitch: [looking at Lilo's storybook. the picture says 'I'm lost!'] L-lo-lost... I'm lost.

Grand Councilwoman: Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
[Stitch clears his throat; the council members listen in anticipation]
Stitch: Meega, nala kwishta!
[the entire council gasps in horror]
Grand Councilwoman: [horrified] So... naughty!
[Stitch laughs maniacally]
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!

Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?
Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
[whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]
Stitch: I like fluffy!
[after there is a ring of holes around Stitch]
Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!
Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!

Jumba: WHAT? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
Stitch: [alien language] Ih.
Jumba: Fine!
Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: He's very persuasive!

Nani: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can.
Stitch: [reveals his alien form] Okay, okay.
[Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch]

Stitch: [while using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy... no punch-back!

Grand Councilwoman: [Original opening] Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it.
[tube opens]
Grand Councilwoman: He is called Experiment 626.
[Stitch snarls at the guards]
Grand Councilwoman: Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 626, you've given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Gantu: Answer, you piece of garbage!
Stitch: [clears throat] Meega Nala Kweesta!
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
[Stitch laughs]
Grand Councilwoman: I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away.
Gantu: With pleasure.

Lilo: [Stitch hops onto her bed] Hey! That's MINE! Down.
[Stitch puts a pillow on her]
Lilo: [she grabs her photo of her and Nani with their parents from Stitch] BE CAREFUL OF THAT! YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS - DON'T EVER TOUCH IT!
[Stitch messes around with her stuffie, Scrump]
Lilo: NO! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery.
Stitch: Bah!
[rolls into a ball, then grabs Lilo's painting]
Lilo: NO! That is from my blue period...
[as Stitch continues ripping it apart, she puts on a hula ring on him, calming him down]
Lilo: There... you know, Stitch, you wreck EVERYTHING you touch. So, why not try and make something for a change?

[Last Line; At the beginning of the ending montage]
Stitch: [Starts playing the intro of "Burning Love on the guitar,, but abruptly stops] Wait.
[Stitch fine tunes the guitar then continues playing]