Saskia Mulder credited as playing...
Fist de Grooke
- Dirka: [Fist and Dirka are lying on a couch daydreaming about Kenny] Kenny makes us work so hard...
- Fist de Grooke: I've never felt so good.
- Dirka: What do you think his penis looks like?
- Fist de Grooke: I think it's very big.
- Dirka: Do you think he uses a pump?
- Fist de Grooke: What?
- Dirka: I read that somewhere.
- Fist de Grooke: I think he uses his fingers.
- Dirka, Fist de Grooke: [simultaneously] Mmmmmm...
- Fist de Grooke: Do you think he uses a pump? I heard about that.
- Dirka: I think he can use his fingers.
- Dirka: Is there any food?
- Fist de Grooke: Dirka, don't let the doctors win!
- Dirka: I'm hungry!
- Fist de Grooke: So?
- Jean Pettengill: Hang on, isn't she pregnant?
- Fist de Grooke: Pregnant doesn't mean fat.
- Jean Pettengill: Yeah it does.
- Fist de Grooke: Were you talking about the Book Group before the Book Group? I don't think we should talk about the Book Group before the Book Group, it's cheating!
- Fist de Grooke: [Diving Bell and the Butterfly] As long as you've got a good mind, that's what matters. I hope he was happy with it.
- Rab: He died soon after it was published, so he did. Pneumonia.
- Fist de Grooke: I didn't know that! Wah!
- Janice McCann: Rab, that was a cruel thing to say to someone who's grieving you should apologise.