Cassandra Peterson credited as playing...
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
- Lindsay: How could you kiss that trash?
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Hey, honey. At least trash gets picked up once in a while.
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: I like living here in Manhattan.
- Aunt Minerva: Oh yes. Glamorous Manhattan. When you told me we were moving to Manhattan, I thought Broadway, Time Square, but No. You meant Manhattan Kansas, the Little Apple. The city that always sleeps.
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Just remember, Paige. I'm not just doing this for you but for Our Kind everywhere and all the other Freaks and misfits who dare to be different because if I have to live in a world where everybody is forced to be the same, well they may as well just lock me away because I'll already be living in prison.
- Lindsay: This is a bust.
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: No.
- [shows off her breasts]
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: THIS is a bust.
- Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: Chip, are you OK? Oh gosh, he's hard as a rock.
- Reinfield: Wasn't that the whole point?