Jaime Pressly credited as playing...
Priscilla
- Priscilla: You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".
- Priscilla: This isn't a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I make the cheer-isions, I will deal with the cheer-onsequences. If there are no cheer-uptions, we can cheer-tinue.
- [Punches Austin]
- Jake: That's for taking Janie to the prom.
- Priscilla: You put the...
- [Jake punches her]
- Jake: That's for hurting Janie at Preston's party.
- Les: [Filming] This is really turning me on.
- [Jake punches him]
- Jake: That's for... being really weird.
- [Starts to leave, turns and punches Les' floating bag]
- Jake: I don't know what that was for.
- Priscilla: Jake, I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
- Jake Wyler: Huh?
- Priscilla: Some time to talk to you?
- Priscilla: Think you'II be prom queen? WeII, think again, Janey. You put the ass in embarrassment. The boo in taboo. And the suck in Iiposuction.
- Janey: Is that the best you can do?
- Priscilla: No. You aIso put the brat in bratwurst. And the eew in jujitsu. And the ism in, This is aII just a defense mechanism.
- Priscilla: [at pool party] What the hell are you doing here?
- Janey Briggs: I... I was invited.
- Priscilla: Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing you do... but to everyone that matters, you're still a loser.
- Priscilla: Okay, we're down a cheerleader for Friday night's state championship game against North Compton, and that squad always tries to bring it.
- Ashley: Bring what, Priscilla?
- Priscilla: Bring it.
- Ashley: Right, but what is 'it'?
- Priscilla: [impatiently] It's just what they bring, okay?
- Ashley: So then it is what.
- Priscilla: What?
- Ashley: Exactly. That's what it is.
- Priscilla: No, it is what I want it to be. Even if what is what what is or it is what what is, it's just it, no matter what... got it?
- [rolls eyes, shakes her head]
- Jake: You're leaving me for this guy?
- Priscilla: I'm sorry, Jake, but we met over spring break.
- Les: [standing there with movie camera, wearing beanie] I'm not ordinary.
- Jake: [dismayed] You're leaving me for this guy?
- Priscilla: [proud smile] His name is Les. And he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And so is his bag.
- [Les has a bag, "The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen"]