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Lacey Chabert, Mia Kirshner, Randy Quaid, Jaime Pressly, Chris Evans, Sam Huntington, Eric Jungmann, Chyler Leigh, Ron Lester, Cody McMains, Eric Christian Olsen, Deon Richmond, and Cerina Vincent in Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Paul Gleason: Richard Vernon

Not Another Teen Movie

Paul Gleason credited as playing...

Richard Vernon

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  • Mitch: [in detention] We were just sitting here like we were supposed to.
  • Richard Vernon: I don't want to hear it, mister. You just bought yourself another detention.
  • Mitch: That's not fair.
  • Richard Vernon: Cry me a river, dickface, you just bought yourself another one.
  • Mitch: [under his breath] Shorts.
  • Richard Vernon: What was that?
  • Mitch: Eat... My... Shorts.
  • Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.
  • Mitch: I'm shaking.
  • Richard Vernon: You just got another.
  • Mitch: Good.
  • Richard Vernon: You through?
  • Mitch: Not even close, *bud!*
  • Richard Vernon: You want another one?
  • Mitch: Yes.
  • Richard Vernon: You got it.
  • Mitch: Good.
  • Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?
  • Mitch: No.
  • Richard Vernon: That's another one.
  • Mitch: So?
  • Richard Vernon: You just say the word, I'll keep going.
  • Mitch: Go.
  • Richard Vernon: Eenie-meenie-mynie...?
  • Mitch: Mo.
  • Richard Vernon: [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him] You want another one?
  • Mitch: Yes...
  • Richard Vernon: You got it.
  • Mitch: Good!
  • Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?
  • Mitch: No!
  • Richard Vernon: That's another one.
  • Mitch: So?
  • Richard Vernon: You just say the word and I'll keep going.
  • Mitch: Go!
  • Richard Vernon: Eeny meeny miney...?
  • Mitch: Mo!
  • Richard Vernon: Your mother was a...?
  • Mitch: Ho!
  • Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown...?
  • Mitch: Bobo!
  • Ox: Mitch, cut it out!
  • [Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"]
  • Richard Vernon: [to Ox] That's another one for you.
  • Ox: But I was just...
  • Richard Vernon: That's another one.
  • Bruce: So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?
  • Richard Vernon: Another.
  • Bruce: I confused.
  • Richard Vernon: Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm
  • [Mitch mouths in unison]
  • Richard Vernon: cracking skulls.
  • Richard Vernon: ...Your mother was a...?
  • Mitch: Ho.
  • Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown.
  • Mitch: Bobo.
  • Ox: Mitch cut it out
  • [mouthing the word]
  • Ox: stop

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