Cody McMains credited as playing...
Mitch Briggs
- Janey: I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel.
- Mitch: It sounds more like you're a lesbo.
- Mr. Briggs: Hey, Mitch, now leave your sister alone.
- Janey: Thank you, daddy.
- Mr. Briggs: If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.
- Mitch: [in detention] We were just sitting here like we were supposed to.
- Richard Vernon: I don't want to hear it, mister. You just bought yourself another detention.
- Mitch: That's not fair.
- Richard Vernon: Cry me a river, dickface, you just bought yourself another one.
- Mitch: [under his breath] Shorts.
- Richard Vernon: What was that?
- Mitch: Eat... My... Shorts.
- Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.
- Mitch: I'm shaking.
- Richard Vernon: You just got another.
- Mitch: Good.
- Richard Vernon: You through?
- Mitch: Not even close, *bud!*
- Richard Vernon: You want another one?
- Mitch: Yes.
- Richard Vernon: You got it.
- Mitch: Good.
- Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?
- Mitch: No.
- Richard Vernon: That's another one.
- Mitch: So?
- Richard Vernon: You just say the word, I'll keep going.
- Mitch: Go.
- Richard Vernon: Eenie-meenie-mynie...?
- Mitch: Mo.
- Richard Vernon: [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him] You want another one?
- Mitch: Yes...
- Richard Vernon: You got it.
- Mitch: Good!
- Richard Vernon: That's another one. You had enough yet?
- Mitch: No!
- Richard Vernon: That's another one.
- Mitch: So?
- Richard Vernon: You just say the word and I'll keep going.
- Mitch: Go!
- Richard Vernon: Eeny meeny miney...?
- Mitch: Mo!
- Richard Vernon: Your mother was a...?
- Mitch: Ho!
- Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown...?
- Mitch: Bobo!
- Ox: Mitch, cut it out!
- [Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"]
- Richard Vernon: [to Ox] That's another one for you.
- Ox: But I was just...
- Richard Vernon: That's another one.
- Bruce: So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?
- Richard Vernon: Another.
- Bruce: I confused.
- Richard Vernon: Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm
- [Mitch mouths in unison]
- Richard Vernon: cracking skulls.
- [during song]
- Mitch: Getting pussy, no matter what.
- Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.
- Ox: True love is what I want the most.
- Fat Short Order Cook: I just jerked off in your French toast.
- Richard Vernon: ...Your mother was a...?
- Mitch: Ho.
- Richard Vernon: He was a famous clown.
- Mitch: Bobo.
- Ox: Mitch cut it out
- [mouthing the word]
- Ox: stop