Debi Mazar credited as playing...
Maria
- Maria: You broadcasters are all the same, aren't you, I mean I heard about you, you're always out on boys nights!
- Lazlow: Whoa, Whoa what are you talking about, I'm married!
- Maria: One of those convenience jobs to protect you, I bet? I know what you're all like! You know more about men than I know about leopard-skin furniture!
- Asuka Kasen: Let's lay our cards on the table. I am Yakuza and I know you worked for Salvatore Leones family. I can give you work with our organization, but first you must prove to me that your ties with the Mafia are truly broken. Salvatore Leone will be leaving Luigi's in about three hours time. Make sure he doesn't reach his club alive. Meanwhile Maria and I will catch up on old times.
- Maria: Oh... Asuka, you've got a massager.
- Asuka Kasen: That's not a massager.
- Salvatore Leone: Me and the fellas need to talk business so you're gonna look after my girl for the evening. HEY MARIA! MOVE YOUR BUTT! Dumb broad does this every time. And here she is, the one and only Queen of Sheba! What were you doing up there? Whatever it was, I bet it cost me money.
- Maria: Well, you don't think I hang around for the conversation, do you?
- Salvatore Leone: Get in that car and keep your big mouth shut. Take the limo but bring it back in one piece, yhear me? And watch her, she can be trouble.
- Maria: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm sure your new lap dog has everything covered, and isn't he big and strong? Hey Fido, Let's go visit Chico and get some party treats! He's at the rail station at the Chinatown waterfront I think.
- Asuka Kasen: It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.
- Maria: Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?