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Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little, Will Mellor, and Sheridan Smith in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)

Will Mellor: Gaz Wilkinson

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Will Mellor credited as playing...

Gaz Wilkinson

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Quotes5

  • Gaz: [in bed with Donna] Fancy a bit of "role play", then? My sleeping beauty, I am your prince and shall awaken you with my mighty sword.
  • [thrusts]
  • Gaz: I'm going to *stab* you with it.
  • Gaz: I need a sort of... a sort of chunky woman, you know, who brings me sandwiches and puts Matey in me bath.
  • Gaz: Donna - I've never asked you this before and it seems a bit stupid since we've been shagging each other's brains out for the last month but... would you like to go for a drink sometime?
  • Gaz: [the song Gaz sings every night before he sleeps so not to dream about sheep] Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep. What do we do before we sleep? We bring in all the sheep.
  • Gaz: [on the subject of Janet and Jonny having a baby] Imagine his face on her tits!
  • Jonny: I often have.

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