Cliff Saunders credited as playing...
- Lefty: I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.
- Blazer: What a fag.
- Lefty: I'm not a fag. I'm educated.
- [Lefty kicks Blazer away]
- Lefty: Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!
- Spalding: Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?
- Blazer: I tell you it wasn't easy.
- Reilly: I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.
- Blazer: Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.
- Lefty: How can I put this to you in a subtle way?
- Blazer: Not on your life crippo.
- Lefty: Oh that was subtle.
- Blazer: [working in the complaints department at a store] OO You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!
- Complainer: I'd like to return these bedroom slippers
- [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers]
- Blazer: Ooooh...
- Reilly: Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.
- Blazer: I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him
- [Lefty walks in]
- Lefty: Morning...
- Reilly: Look who isn't dead
