Peter Gallagher credited as playing...
Chuck Cedar
- Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
- Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds' first name?
- Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds' first name.
- Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds' first name, maybe it's Greg.
- Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.
- Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
- Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
- [Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor who just faxed them]
- Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
- Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot.
- Chuck Cedar: Cute, bigmouth.
- Emilio: Sir?
- Chuck Cedar: As soon as that moron goes back to Cowpie Falls, you are out of here on your fat, Puerto Rican ass.
- [leaves]
- Emilio: I hail from Spain, sir.
- [gives the middle finger to Cedar's retreating back]
- Emilio: Ole.
- Chuck Cedar: He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture. It'll be all over the news in an hour.
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled.
- Chuck Cedar: No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy!
- Chuck Cedar: This company is a player on so many levels, and in so many areas, that running it is literally a 24-hour-a-day job. I only got three hours of sleep last night.
- Longfellow Deeds: Then it's actually a 21-hour-a-day job, huh?