J.B. Smoove credited as playing...
Reuben
- Longfellow Deeds: So how is the elevator business treating you, Reuben?
- Reuben: Oh, it has its ups and downs.
- [They both start laughing]
- [Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state]
- Babe: "Hard to breathe/Feels like floating..."
- Reuben: "So full of love my heart's exploding..."
- Emilio: [stroking a beautiful woman] "Mouth is dry/Hands are shaking..."
- Cecil Anderson: [seated next to Kitty on a bench] "My heart is yours for the taking..."
- Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: [stroking a cat] "Acting weird/Not myself..."
- Jan: "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."
- Longfellow Deeds: "Finally time/for this poor schlub/To know how it feels to fall in lub."