Teck Holmes credited as playing...
Hutch
- Van Wilder: What is wrong with people today?
- Hutch: [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet dude, it fries their brain cells.
- Law Club Member: It's ridicoulous, it's preposterous, it's ludicrous... By God it's impetuous!
- Hutch: So does that mean you gonna help us?
- Law Club Member: Oh it's on!
- Taj: [Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
- Hutch: In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.
- Taj: That's no bong... It's for my shlong.
- [Hutch starts coughing and gagging]
- Hutch: Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?
- [Taj nods his head]
- Hutch: Oh damn!