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Martin & Orloff (2002)

Ian Roberts: Martin Flam

Martin & Orloff

Ian Roberts credited as playing...

Martin Flam

Quotes7

  • Martin: Suicide.
  • Orloff: What?
  • Martin: I was in for suicide.
  • Orloff: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.
  • Martin: So, Patty, what do you do?
  • Patty: I'm a stripper.
  • Martin: No, I mean besides that.
  • Patty: Oh? Just stripper!
  • Martin: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.
  • Orloff: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.
  • Martin: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.
  • Keith: We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink.
  • Martin: What?
  • Orloff: Is that our magazine?
  • Martin: Oh, uh, yeah.
  • Orloff: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.
  • Martin: Oh, did you want me to bring it back?
  • Orloff: Yeah.
  • [first lines]
  • Martin: [answering machine] Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message.
  • Ron: [leaving message] Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things.
  • [last lines]
  • Ron: Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass.
  • Martin: Ron, I quit.
  • Ron: What? Flam! Flam!
  • Keith: [singing] ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.

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