Jim Belushi credited as playing...
- Kyle: I want a sponge bath, from a nurse.
- Cheryl: What?
- Kyle: Uncle Andy says they're the best!
- Jim: I think sometimes Andy forgets that Kyle's in the back seat.
- Jim: Everyone, circumcise your watches!
- Ruby: Daddy, since Gracie won, can Kyle and I have popsicles?
- Jim: How does that work?
- Ruby: She's our sister, we're part of her posse.
- Cheryl: Jim, are you listening to yourself?
- Jim: Yes I am, Cheryl. I *am* a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
- Jim: Do you want Cheryl to make you a sandwich?
- Dana: I don't think that'll help, Jim.
- Jim: [pause] Do you want to make *me* a sandwich...?
- Cheryl: [Cheryl is desperate to talk Jim out of wanting something, and is trying to think of things to replace it] How about... sex with another woman?
- Jim: [brief pause] You or me?
- Jim: [under his breath] That's the great thing about you, honey... you remember every freakin' thing I say.
- Jim: You don't even know me any more! I think we should have more sex.
- Cheryl: Why?
- Jim: Why not?
- Cheryl: Jim, there's a lot of culture in this city. We should take advantage of it.
- Jim: What? I take you to the zoo.
- Jim: OK, I stacked the cat in the freezer.
- Andy: [telling Jim that he's found the bird they didn't want to find] Jim! B-I-R-D A-T S-I-X O-'-C-L-O-C-K!
- Jim: [confused] ... You want to have sex with a clock?
