Courtney Thorne-Smith credited as playing...
- Cheryl: [on Jim's behavior] He's brilliant. He's pretending to be a moron to cover up being a jackass.
- Kyle: I want a sponge bath, from a nurse.
- Cheryl: What?
- Kyle: Uncle Andy says they're the best!
- Jim: I think sometimes Andy forgets that Kyle's in the back seat.
- Cheryl: Jim, are you listening to yourself?
- Jim: Yes I am, Cheryl. I *am* a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
- Cheryl: [Cheryl is desperate to talk Jim out of wanting something, and is trying to think of things to replace it] How about... sex with another woman?
- Jim: [brief pause] You or me?
- Jim: You don't even know me any more! I think we should have more sex.
- Cheryl: Why?
- Jim: Why not?
- Cheryl: Jim, there's a lot of culture in this city. We should take advantage of it.
- Jim: What? I take you to the zoo.
- Dana: I'm trying my best to stay neutral, like Switzerland.
- Cheryl: You mean creepy Switzerland that hid Nazi money?
- Dana: No, I mean fun Switzerland with the watches, and the chocolate.
- Gracie: How do you knock someone up?
- Cheryl: Well, you know how you knock someone down. Well, it's the opposite of that.
- Gracie: [to Ruby] Hey, let's go knock Kyle up!
