Hilary Haag credited as playing...
Satsuki Miyanoshita
- Keiichirou Miyanoshita: Hey, can you guys hear anything?
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!
- Phone Recording: [Satsuki attempts to call the Ski Lodge] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKING PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Asian trash, can't pay the phone bill.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Moshi moshi? I mean, hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour, can I speak to Tamomi?
- Woman: Tamomi? Aint no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull...
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [Satsuki drops the phone in shock] Mother F-
- [bleep]
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: .
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [after realizing they've traveled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! It's 1973!
- Hajime Aoyama: Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where's my Delorean?
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Pre-Parkinson's? You are so shockingly hateful.
- Hajime Aoyama: I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day".
- [Shudders]
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [Alone clutching a doll] Looks like it's just you and me, Raggedy-Ann.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [Doing ventriloquism] Call Me Barbie.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Okay, Barbie... I'm going fuckin' crazy.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [It's the end of the day] But we were only in there for twenty minutes!
- [Approximate running time of the episode up to that point]
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old Schoolhouse? Why? WHY?
- Hajime Aoyama: 'Cause the mall was closed? I don't know.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: We passed up REI, we passed up Oshman's, we passed Neiman's for Christ's sake! YOU'RE... AN... IDIOT!
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: [trying to capture the Bathroom Ghost and save Hajime] Is this right?
- Momoko Koigakubo: It's fine!
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: I don't know. I kinda failed art. Maybe I should shade it in, add some cherry blossoms...
- Momoko Koigakubo: JUST DO IT!
- Keiichirou Miyanoshita: [Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and turned back into herself] Wow, she must've been tired.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Momoko! Is that you?
- Momoko Koigakubo: Huh? Where am I?
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Heaven. Get Up.
- Hajime Aoyama: Aww quit making fun of the Christian. We've got to save Leo!
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Gotta go! Move it Haji!
- [They run off]
- Keiichirou Miyanoshita: That was freaky.
- Momoko Koigakubo: What?
- Keiichirou Miyanoshita: You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions.
- Momoko Koigakubo: What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?
- Keiichirou Miyanoshita: Hmm...
- Kakinomoto, Reo: They trade places with people's reflections, and walk the streets at night.
- Satsuki Miyanoshita: Kinda like Thriller. A fat Thriller.