Shaheen Khan credited as playing...
Mrs. Bhamra
- Mrs. Bhamra: [after having agreed to let Jess go to America] At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.
- Mrs. Bhamra: Your sister's getting engaged and you're sitting here watching this skinhead boy!
- Jess: Mum, it's Beckham's corner!
- Jess: But, Dad!
- Mrs. Bhamra: [interrupts] No! This is where you spoil her! No, this is how it started with your niece - the way that girl would answer back. And, then, running off to become a model wearing small, small skirts!
- Jess: Mom, she's a fashion designer!
- Mrs. Bhamra: I don't want you running around half naked in front of men, huh? Look how dark you've become, playing in the sun!
- Jess: But, Mom, I'm really good!
- Mrs. Bhamra: What family will want a daughter-in-law who can run around kicking football all day but can't make round chapattis? Now exams are over, I want you to learn full Punjabi dinner, meat and vegetarian.
- Mr. Bhamra: Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different. You know how people talk.
- Jess: She's the one gettin' married, not me!
- Mrs. Bhamra: I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn to cook dhal!