Anupam Kher credited as playing...
Mr. Bhamra
- Jess: Kissing? Me? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.
- Mr. Bhamra: Jesminder, don't use those swearing words!
- Jess: I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliet. My friend. She's a girl, and we weren't kissing or anything for God's sake!
- Mr. Bhamra: Swear by Babaji.
- Jess: I swear on Babaji's name.
- Mr. Bhamra: Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different. You know how people talk.
- Jess: She's the one gettin' married, not me!
- Mrs. Bhamra: I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn to cook dhal!